Friday, April 20, 2007

Nurse Shnegger

"Oh, I will miss you," said my boss.
"Take a look at my bag?"
"Make him do it, that is why he is training. Look, I make tear..." He grabs a bottle off the bar and shoots the contents into his eye.
"Why did you do that?!?!?! Why did you just squirt HAND SANITIZER in your eye???!!?!?!"
"I was making tear! One second, I must rinse."

My coworker and I stared at each other in disbelief. Both of our jaws hit the ground.

I checked up on him to the bathroom. He's in a wide second, hunched over the sink. His head underneath a running faucet rinsing both eyes with water. I asked, "Are you OK?"
"Don't worry, I am a nurse."
"Oh yeah, I heard you were once a nurse. Left that profession, eh?"
"I got sick of them whining. Get over it!"

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LMAO - This incident is still just so funny to me!

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